• Thou shalt hone thy skills and learn to wield thy weapon with proper technique.
• Thou shalt defend the innocent.
• Thou shalt respect the weak, the poor, and the highly confused, and shalt constitute thyself the defender of them.
• Thou shalt perform scrupulously thy homework duties, if they be not contrary to the laws of Physics.
• Thou shalt never lie and shalt remain faithful to thy pledged Honor Code Core Values.
• Thou shalt defend thy College against all who oppose it without cessation and without mercy.
• Thou shalt not recoil before thine enemies.
• Thou shalt always fight fair and in an honorable fashion.
• Thou shalt be everywhere and always the champion of Right, Good, and Lucidity and the foe of Injustice, Evil, and MATLAB.
• And, when all else fails, thou shalt bravely Hit People With Sticks.

• To learn and practice the handling of weapons traditionally associated with western martial arts*, ranging from modern fencing to archery to padded replicas of medieval arms.